Been a VERY rough week for me.

The husband got into a motorcycle accident and dislocated / broke his wrist in 6 places. Happened last week Friday...and couldn't get him into surgery until tomorrow. Honestly, anyone who loves the healthcare system we have here in the U.S. is a naive twat. And if I ever find the driver of the car who caused the accident, and - no surprise - didn't stop; I will do things to them that I could never tell my mother about.

I basked today in the awesomeness of Fable III. Seriously, kinda in love with the game. I feel (so far) that they've fixed all of my numerous complaints on Fable 2. And the dressing room in the Sanctuary? Love, love, love. Even the dog companion (whom I promptly re-christened Pig) does not send my puggies into a paroxysm of barking. Though I had to deal with alot of eye-rolling and sighing from my husband who stood over my shoulder as I dyed my characters hair red & exclaimed (as I have heard before) that I am the most boring player to watch. ....Can I help it if I enjoy leveling up to pie-making 2 before I upgrade any of my weapon skillz? Can I? The graphics are B.E.A.utiful! And the commentary from the crowd / companions is actually really clever instead of being annoying. First good / evil choice is pretty intense...I was kind of panicking during the cut-scene.

Plus John Cleese is your butler.

....really I could have just lead with that and shit canned the rest of the journal. Hah!

Ola people who be reading this!

Ok so I've kinda disappeared from the world of social internets goings on that I actually participate in.

I've been having major troubles on and off logging into my Scroll of Colors account.... and honestly I preferred the forum when it was /forum ..... the /social site is really, really not doing it for me. Pretty much every time I log in I get very nostalgic for the old forums....

I've also been doing the hard push to launch my startup Tech Company that I co-Founded.  We just won Tech Crunch Disrupt 2010 SF's Audience Choice Award...and needless to say the last 3 weeks have been crazy, crazy, crazy. Can't give away any details, just yet, but needless to say we've been busy.

Still doing freelancing alot...which is kinda leaving me zero time for art that I actually like to do. *le sigh*

A: Avatar. I feel connected to this movie because it was the last movie I worked on when I had my internship at Stan Winston's Studio. Oh, and that long braid, is my braid. I kid you not. Not my design, but designed whilst looking at my hair. So that makes me smile. Plus...it's the best movie... possibly ever....

B: Band of Brothers so...not a movie, a mini-series, but STFU. I probably couldn't love anything more. If I could watch one thing for the rest of my life it would probably be this. Adore, adore, adore. Plus...loads of smexy dudes. Oh, and don't look up what happens to Sobel later in life...it's not pretty.

C: Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. Because I weep like a baby at the end of this movie every single time I see it. Not the very end. The almost end, with the rain, and the posion darts... Gah. Plus this movie heralded my obsession (healthy I swear) with Zhang Ziyi. Who needs to be in lots more movies.

D: Dead Alive. Because "I kick ass for the Lord!!" And because it is pure 80's cheesy gore. And by cheesy I don't mean cheesy, I mean rotten, bloody, cheese. Zombie's getting it on, zombie babies....and all of it done by an Academy Award Winning Director. Glorious.

E: Enchanted. Disney animated movies had such a profound effect on my life, and let's face it, not alot of great movies start with "E". But this was a return to alot of what I loved from disney film. At least the animated parts. lol. Plus Amy Adams is cute as a button, and I can't decide if I love her or really strongly dislike her. Strange, ne?

F: Food, Inc. Because I feel like I should have at least one sensible documentary, amongst the gore and action films and guys with nice abs. Plus I fucking hate the Monsanto corporation, with a burning passion out shined only by my burning hatred of the D.E.A. They need to get the fuck out of our island (Hawaii) and stay the fuck away from our taro. Give some love to the corn farmers fighting the good fight. And seriously, eat organic. Or like, move to Europe or Australia where they don't allow GMO bullshit. (Wow, I have a dirty mouth)

G: The Grudge. (remake) I am a big pussy. And yet I adore horror movies. My best friend is my scary-movie bud and together our powers combine to make an even bigger pussy. We scream real loud in the movie theaters, unashamed of our girlish terror. The Grudge is the movie that we screamed the loudest and longest. I like it better than the Japanese version, better effects, and less poop. And the moral of the story was white people don't belong in Japan, because if you do, something evil will eat your face.


H: Hotel Rwanda. I'm a sucker for real life stories, and real life heros. And I would love to shake Paul Rusesabagina's hand one day. One man saves over a thousand from genocide in Rwanda. Watch it, and be angry at the UN.

I: Indiana Jones. I claim the original 3 movies because I am the God of this journal, and I can. So there. Is there anything sexier than an Archeologist. I mean really? Except an archeologist with a whip! I had Indiana Jones on my birthday cake when I was 10, and I saved his head to eat last, and by the time I got to it, it was stale. *le sigh* Young love is cruel.

J: Julie & Julia. This movie alone keeps me from being anorexic. And my general love of food. And cheese. (Which my vegan mother-in-law tells me is not food.) Meryl Streep is a Goddess, and once again, still torn about Amy Adams, but I love 2 movies with her in it...so maybe I do like her!

K: I'm really torn between Kung Fu Panda and Kung Fu hustle. But they share most of a title, so maybe they can share the K? eh? Either way. Tongue in cheek martial arts movies with incompetent characters who end up becoming "the One" style hero. Food plays a key roll in both movies. The main evil villain beings the movies in lock-up. Eh...eh?! See same movie! The invisible trident of destiny!

L: Lord of the Rings. Legolas. Need I say more?

M: Memoires of a Geisha. Beyond beautiful. You cannot see sorrow....only feel it. Plus Gong Li might be the most beautiful woman in the world. And the makes the most wonderful bitchy geisha! Plus I've never been so happy to have really fly-away hair...just in case I wanted to stand by a mountainside and brood at the sea....

N: Newsies. What's better than young Christian Bale? Young Christain Bale with a bunch of teen hotties singing and dancing. Hello. Newsies is phenomenal. I had a big crush on Spot Colons in the film....who looks about 11 now...so I've switched to Christain Bale, who still looks old enough for me...ya know, if I was a cougar. Which I am.

O:  Ong Bak. Seriously one of the best martial arts action movies ever. Plus Tony Jah is H.O.T., and the character is a super hero, not a super-hero, he is a hero that is super. You don't hit ladies around Tony Jah! Fave scene: When he's legs catch on fire and he keeps kicking ass. Plus, Buddha WILL smash you to death.

P: Pan's Labyrinth. Talk about gorgeous! And creepy... I tend towards thinking this story was just a fantasy, because I'm grim like that. But it doesn't get more beautiful than this. Plus the Child Eating Pale Man, is just about one of my favorite monster designs, ever.

Q: Queen. So it was a made of TV miniseries. I make my own rules, damnit! It was Gone with the Wind meets Roots, and it was a true story to boot! And you get to watch budding actress Halle Berry play a chacter from 16 to 50, a staggering feat.

R: Reefer Maddness. "Listen to Jesus Jimmy, just say no to the marijuana!!" I'm a huge medical marijuana activist. And this movie is everything I love about marijuana propaganda-spoof... Plus Alan Cummings running around a goat-demon pushing the weed is awesome beyond belief.

S: Star Wars. Obvious. But I'm a huuuuge star wars nerd, despite the lack of Star Wars in my gallery. hmmmm... I mean, really. This should be self explanatory. And if it's not, slap yourself. Plus I've had  crush on Wedge since I've been 10.

T: 300. So pronounced, Three Hundred. See? It's a "T" movie! Abs. Abs are really the only reason to love this movie. Men with abs in tiny leather bikinis. Hot damn. Oh, and, This is SPARTA!!!!!!!!!

U: Up. If you haven't seen this movie. Go see this movie. Carl Fredrickson might as well be my dad. Except he needs more black in his eyebrows and less pants. And he needs to not wear his dentures, and be fond of dirty jokes.  I mean Carl didn't talk about the size of his balls once. Very un-daddy like. Plus it's an AWESOME movie. And fat asian boy scouts need heros too.

V: Van Helsing. Speaking of Dad's, Van Helsing was the only movie I had with me when I was taking care of my Dad in the hospital before he died. I lived in his room for 3 months. So I may be overly fond of this movie that I can't even watch anymore because it gives me anxiety. I hope to watch it again one day. But I remember it being adorable in a A budget, B script type of way. And oh yeah, Hugh Jackman. Mmmmm.....

W: The Whole 9 Yards. Because I swear I beshat myself when I first watched this because of how hard I laughed. Matthew Perry may not be a brilliant actor, but he is a comedic genius. And really this film is too adorable not to include.

X: X Men. Half because there apparently aren't many movies that start with X. And because it IS a pretty awesome movie. And Hugh Jackman. Damn. I must have a thing for grumpy, hair men. lol But it did make me wonder about mutant with non-awesome powers. Like the mutant with boobs that shoot chocolate milk. Just my luck, I would be that mutant, only I would shoot soydelicious. lame. I'm upset by my hypothetical mutant powers...

Y: Yours, Mine and Ours. (the original) Because Lucile Ball is hysterical. And this movie should be shown to teenagers as a form of birth control. But the rate of inflation from then to now is angering. The family buys 4 shopping carts stuffed FULL of food, and it's only 100 bucks. Shame on our economy.

Z: Zombieland. Because I all zombie movies. Even though I've never seen it. *shifty eyes*

Somebody explain the llama thing to me. Somebody gave me one and instead of being happy (or enraged) I am just confused. I am too lazy to google for myself.

I think I'm a sucker for some of these stupid quizzes. I don't actually think that anyone gives a damn what I say, but they're fun to do.

1. Who was your FIRST prom date? - R.Braun for the JROTC Winter Ball. I had a gold dress...I looked like fuckin' Belle from Beauty and the Beast, and I was divinely happy that night.

2. Do you still talk to your FIRST love? - No. First Love was in pre-school. Joseph. I wanted to marry him. *le sigh* Life is cruel.

3. What was your FIRST alcoholic drink? - A shot of whiskey after a day spent inhaling whiskey fumes form visiting the distillery in Lannion, France. They told us there was so much alcohol in the air that we couldn't take a picture because the flash from our camera could start a fire. I was 16, and there was no chaser. Needless to say, I don't drink.

4. What was your FIRST job? - Hooters Waitress. I've never felt so smart in my entire life.

5. What was your FIRST car? - 98' Dodge Neon. It was such a piece of crap. No AC, trunk taped shut, and if it rained the whole car turned into a pool...

6. Who was the FIRST person to text you today? - No one. I hate texts. I get a text maybe 4 times a year. And I've never sent a text before so those who dare never get a response. Muuhahahaha....

7. Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning? - Hubby-to-be. Hard not to when I wake up and he's breathing in my face.

8. Who was your FIRST grade teacher? - Mrs. Gallagher. A very tiny woman. I told her I would be famous one day and gave her christmas cookies every year until I graduated from high school.

9. Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane? - Kona, Hawaii. I was 3 months old so I don't remember it.

10. Who was your FIRST best friend & do you still talk? - E.Fujii, she's the daughter of my mother best friend, is 1 month older than I, and I pretty much worshiped her when we were kids. Her study habits never rubbed off on me though, shame. She's in DC working for Obamas transition team...and I draw for a living. Oh the shame.

11. Where was your FIRST sleep over? - I don't know...probably with Liz if that counts. I loved sleepovers so I had them and went to them as much as I could.

12. Who was the FIRST person you talk to today? - A.Radpour, my boss. Wow, that's not exciting at all.

13. Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time? - M.Oya, I was a bridesmaid. I was the first one to come down the isle in the ceremony. I got 2 steps and started crying.

14. What was the FIRST thing you did this morning? - Coughed up a bunch of green goo. Yay for bronchitis.  

15. What was the FIRST concert you ever went to? - Some horrible summer island concert with M.D.& N when I was a freshman in highschool. It was loud and the performers were untalented. I think concerts are like virginity, if your first time is terrible you may not want to do it again...

16. FIRST tattoo? - uh, none. I like to donate blood.

17. FIRST piercing? - Ears. First and last.

18. FIRST foreign country you've went to? - Japan. I was in 2nd grade. I wore orange tights, couldn't understand why they didn't serve tartar sauce with shrimp tempura, and told terrible April Fools jokes to people in the park. (I thought they laughed because my jokes were funny, but I realize now they were just laughing at the demented American kid, and probably didn't understand a word I was saying- and if they did they certainly didn't understand why.) I love the Japanese. Too tactful to tell me I was crazy.

19. FIRST movie you remember seeing? - Disney's Sleeping Beauty. One of my fondest memories. The only movie I remember seeing in the theaters with my Dad. He slept the whole time. The only other movie I saw with him was the Perfect Storm, and as a fisherman he spent the whole storm shaking his head saying. "The engine would have flooded, the boat would have sunk." I don't think he could get past the technical inaccuracies to enjoy it much.

20. When was your FIRST detention? - Never had any. We had demerits in school, not detention. I skipped chapel, like the sinner I am.

22. Who was your FIRST roommate? - S. Rutherford. Rarely have I see two people better suited to be roommates.

23. What is the FIRST bit of art you got paid to do?  - I was 20. It was a set of illustrations for a Bridal Magazine. I bought a bed with the monies.

24. Did you marry the FIRST person to ask for your hand in marriage? - Not yet, but I'll let you know in a month and a half.

25. What was the FIRST sport that you were involved in? - Cheerleading. It is so a sport, don't mock me.

26. What were the FIRST lessons you ever took? - Piano. I was also the first of his students to memorize 100 songs....course that's because I was never very good a reading music...

27. What is the first thing you do when you get home? - shield myself from the tsunami of pug love.

...and because I'm awesome!!

A
- Available: Engaged. Gonna be married this summer. (twice)

- Age: 26...at least I think I'm 26. I can't remember right now. lol.

- Annoyance: Stupid people. Bigots. Stupid bigots.

- Allergic: Zithromax....a medication for bronchitis. Which sucks cuz I get bronchitis alot...

- Animal: PUG!

- Actor: Kiera Knightly. I totally have a girl-crush on her. James McAvoy for guys right now....damn he's hot.

B
- Beer: *barf*

- Birthday/Birthplace: 5/3/82 ....Hawaii

- Best Friends: M, J, M, R, A, P, Z.

- Body Part on opposite sex: the fuck muscle....and then hands... especially if they're big-knuckled and veiny....damn!

- Best feeling in the world: When you press your nose to the back of a sleeping pugs head, and fall asleep yourself.

- Blind or Deaf: my sense of smell is shitty...does that count?

- Best weather: Warm.

- Been in Love: Since I was 17.

- Been bitched out?: Yes, alot in highschool...and once by a French bus driver.

- Been on stage?: Often.

- Believe in yourself?: That's where it starts, baby!

- Believe in life on other planets: Dude, there better be.

- Believe in miracles: I think I've seen a few.

- Believe in Magic: I think if you're an artist you have to believe in magic. Art is a form of magic, imho.

- Believe in God: Don't really care. My belief doesn't matter. To each his own.

- Believe in Satan: No. *giggles*

- Believe in Santa: Always.   And he has my mom's handwriting...and the same wrapping paper.

- Believe in Ghosts/spirits: ...I live in Hawaii... strange things happen there.

- Believe in Evolution:  Only as long as the earth is round and orbits the sun.

C
- Car: Red Toyota Carolla

- Candy: Violet Crumble. (points if you guys have had one)

- Colour: Coral, Tan, Spring Green.

- Cried in school: Always. I always cry. I'm the worlds biggest baby.

- Chocolate/Vanilla: This is like evolution. How is this a question? Chocolate. Seriously.

- Chinese/Mexican: Chinese! Respect to the Mother-Land!

- Cake or pie: Both. With ice-cream.

- Countries to visit: Scotland, Madagascar, Japan, Egypt.

- Day or Night: Day. I sleeps in the night.

- Dream vehicle: Toyota Carolla. Yay me! I has it!!

- Danced: Since I was in 1st grade. Ballet, Tap, Jazz, Swing...

- Dance in the rain?: If you haven't find some rain and dance in it, damnit!

- Dance in the middle of the street?: No. Getting hit by cars sucks...I assume.

- Do the splits?:  Both sides, but never center splits.

E
- Eggs: With cheese, mushrooms, and rice. *droool*

- Eyes: Brown

- Everyone has: genitals.

- Ever failed a class?: Nope. Honors for me!

F
- First crush: Joseph... from Pre-school. I told my mother I would marry him. It didn't work out. lol.

- Full name: Joselle M. Ho

- First thoughts waking up: Waaahhhh...Pug butt in my face!!

- Food: Lobster & Crab & Steak & Chocolate. The 4 basic food groups.

G

- Greatest Fear: #1. Fire. #2. Sarah Palin as president. #3. Human stupidity.  (see #2 for example.)

- Giver or taker: Giver. The pugs are the takers.

- Goals: To make it through the depression.

- Gum: bad for teeth.

- Get along with your parents?: Best Friends.

- Good luck charms: The pugs...when you rub their bellies, wishes come true.

H
- Hair Color: Brown....ohy, so boring...

- Height: 5.6" ...if I round up.

- Happy: Incandescently.

- Holidays: Christmas at the Kona house.

- How do you want to die: old as shit, or saving someones life.

- Health freak?: Not really...but I am obsessively careful about sodium intake.

- Hate: jealousy and possessiveness. And controlling people.

I
(In guys/girls)
- Eye color: Green. Green is the sexiest.

- Hair Color: Red Heads for girls, and dirty blonde hair on guys. yum!

- Height: I adore tall guys. 6 feet plus.

- Clothing Style: none.

- Characteristics: Intelligent, talented, liberal.--likes pugs.

- Ice Cream: Gold Medal Ribbon or Phish Food.

- Instrument: Guitar (Hero.)

J
- Jewelry: Engagement ring, and my dad's shell necklace.

- Job: Web Design, freelance Illustrator, and Creative Director of Piglit, LLC.

K
- Kids: I want to have 1 biological and 2-3 adopted.

- Kickboxing or karate: Karate!! Yay for the Japanese!

- Keep a journal?: No...but I always want to.

L
- Longest Car Ride: Road to Hana. Maybe not the longest, but it sure felt that way!

- Love: Pugs. Seriously, those dogs are pure love. Pure pooping, farting love.

- Letter: Um...P?   lol! Pee!!

- Laughed so hard you cried: Yes.

- Love at first sight: Only possible with dogs. You can love a dog at first sight.

M
- Milk flavour: Whole.

- Movie: Kung Fu Panda.

- Mooned anyone?: I don't think so, but I've Plumbers Butt-ed lots of people before. XD

- Marriage: 6.21.09

- Motion sickness?: Never.

- McD's or BK: Mmmmmm.....nuggets.

N
- Number of Siblings: 0, 1 & 6. No, seriously.

- Number of Piercings: 1

- Number: 3

O
- Overused Phrases: Why is Rush Limbaugh such a stupid piece of shit?

- One wish: for the Honey Bees not to dissapear....and destroy the world.

- One phobia: No phobia really. But I don't like fires, and I don't like needles.---but I still give blood.

P
- Place you'd like to live: Hawaii

- Pepsi/Coke: Coke Zero.

Q
- Quail: Yummy.

- Questionnaires: blow.

R
- Reason to cry: Anything. Sad movies, Sick puppies, Commercials, Onions....

- Reality T.V.: ....sometimes. It lowers my IQ.

- Radio Station: I like to listen to conservative talk radio.... it makes me angry and motivated.

- Roll your tongue in a circle?: Yes.

S
- Song: "Sakura Kiss" ---oh the shame.

- Shoe size: 6. I'z teeeny feet.

- Sushi: As much as possible.

- Skipped school: Occasionally.

- Slept outside: Yes, but at the end of the day...camping sucks.

- Seen a dead body?: Yes. More than once.

- Smoked?: Hell no. Fuck smoking.

- Skinny dipped?: Yes....

- Shower daily?: ....I conserve the planets water. Or so I tell myself. Lol.

- Sing well?: Only when no ones' listening.

- In the shower?: No. I read in the shower.

- Swear?: (See above question: "Smoked?")

- Stuffed Animals?: 1 that my grandmother made me, a dog named Tiz. His butt needs more stuffing, and I have to hide him under my pillow so the Pugs don't chew on him.

- Single/Group dates: Both. Both is awesome.

- Strawberries/Blueberries: Blueberries. No, Strawberries. No...

- Scientists need to invent: A cure for Altzimers.

T
- Time for bed: Midnight at the latest.

- Thunderstorms: Thundercats.

- Touch your tongue to your nose?: I am not a lizard.

U
- Unpredictable: Not at all.

- Under the influence?: of nothing.

- Understanding?: I'd like to think so.

V
- Vegetable you hate: Tomato.  

- Vegetable you love: Zuchinni!!

- Vacation spot: Paris!

W
- Weakness: Totally passive aggressive.

- When you grow up: I want to be an old woman with well droopy swingers.

- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: Lol. probably Mahi. He doesn't act much like me, but we do think alike often. Except he's a genius. No really, he worked for NASA when he was 17.

- Who makes you laugh the most: Piglet, my Pug.

- Worst feeling: March 21st, 2007.

- Wanted to be a model?: Was one for a bit...

- Where do we go when we die: I don't know, but I do hope you get to find your loved ones again.

- Worst weather: Anything cold.

- Walk with a book on your head?: Why the hell would I do that?

X
- X-Rays: Only my teeth.

Y
-Year it is now: 2009

-Yellow: Urine.

Z
- Zoo animal: Sea Otters cuz they hold hands. Pandas, cuz they maul you if you try to hug them. Monkeys cuz you have to dodge poop.

- Zodiac sign: Taurus.

LAST PERSON WHO…
1. Slept in a bed beside you?: Hubby-to-be.
2. Last person to see you cry?: See above.
3. Went to the movies with you?: See above, above.
4. You went to the mall with?: See above, above, above.
5. You went to dinner with?: Kenny, Aviv, Janna.
6. You talked to on the phone?: My Mom.
7. Made you laugh?: Kenny.

So it happened again. Either early this morning or late last night. Seems the attack came from the same place, and speculations are already going around that EQ is being singled out. There's no official word from E-pop on the matter yet...but he knows and I'm assuming is pretty pissed off.

The good news: There WILL be a scroll again, we're all too attached and now, too pissed off to let it die.
The bad news: if we move to a different, more secure type of forum format we will loose everything, not just 1 year.

So yeah. This sucks extra hard for Foxeye who had just re-installed her massive art archive, and others, WiseShaman included who had just started to repost their fan-fics...

There's a facebook group called Sorrows End where a bunch of us have gathered. So join us there for news and updates and general rants.

So...as many of you may know, I'm a pretty avid member of the Scroll of Colors forums, which is the official Elfquest forum, and since oh, say 95% of the art I do in my free-time is Elfquest and I've been a member since late 2005..I had, at least the Biggest art section there. That's right, HAD. We got hacked last night and it was a bad one. Offical reports from Elf-Pop are: "It's all gone. We have to start over."  (I'm still kinda hoping this doesn't mean everything, everything.) But needless to say, I kinda feel like I've had the wind knocked out of me.  My own little space that was knocked down had 160ish pages and 130,000ish views. It had years of art and lovely comments that often kept me going in some of my darkest days.

But my loss is by far the least of it.

The truth of the matter is that I'm most upset for what we can't get back. Over the past 3 years we lost two members: Gazelle, and Touchfront. So now there's nothing left of them on the forums. And there's artists who've shared with us over the years and then drifted away, and I doubt they'll return to put up their work again...so that's probably gone too. I'm already getting word from some of the Fan-fic writers that they've lost stories. Well, it's crazy how attached you can get to a digital world full of people you've never even met.

So I adore Meme's....or at least I adore lurking other peoples Meme's. I almost did a Naturo one that I found because it was awesome and only 1 part was Naturo. But there's NO ELFQUEST MEME's!!!

So I'm creating a quick contest to run all through the month of February! Create an Elfquest Meme and I'll pick a winner and do your Meme! (I might do others if I like them too, but I promise to do at least the winners!)

Just post your Meme and note me or something and I'll add it here to the contestants! Woot! I like Meme's that are amusing and I love it when they throw in stuff totally randomly.

So good luck with Elfquest Meme Madness!!

Woot!

So excited! It's my 9 year anniversary today! Which is pretty stellar if I do say so myself, particularly when you consider that my fiance was only 15 when we started dating. (That's my romance advice, get 'em young and train 'em right!)

LoL!

Plans for tonight include a massive lobster which we plan to murder and devour! Soooo excited.

I also get to take the night off from work, so I might do some more drawings....maybe.

So my fiance just got an Xbox, and then he got Bioshock...which is A.) my first First Person Shooter, and B.) the first game EVAR that I get to play before him...and I must say...that it is one of the best games I've ever played. Graphics are great, the weapons are awesome. I adore anything that has to do with zombies...oh and it scares the crap out of me. I'm constantly going into a panic because the atmosphere is so well done.


That at the narrator, Atlas is hot. ....at least his voice is.


Is it wrong to hope that at the end of the game you get to shag Atlas?