I think I'm a sucker for some of these stupid quizzes. I don't actually think that anyone gives a damn what I say, but they're fun to do.

1. Who was your FIRST prom date? - R.Braun for the JROTC Winter Ball. I had a gold dress...I looked like fuckin' Belle from Beauty and the Beast, and I was divinely happy that night.

2. Do you still talk to your FIRST love? - No. First Love was in pre-school. Joseph. I wanted to marry him. *le sigh* Life is cruel.

3. What was your FIRST alcoholic drink? - A shot of whiskey after a day spent inhaling whiskey fumes form visiting the distillery in Lannion, France. They told us there was so much alcohol in the air that we couldn't take a picture because the flash from our camera could start a fire. I was 16, and there was no chaser. Needless to say, I don't drink.

4. What was your FIRST job? - Hooters Waitress. I've never felt so smart in my entire life.

5. What was your FIRST car? - 98' Dodge Neon. It was such a piece of crap. No AC, trunk taped shut, and if it rained the whole car turned into a pool...

6. Who was the FIRST person to text you today? - No one. I hate texts. I get a text maybe 4 times a year. And I've never sent a text before so those who dare never get a response. Muuhahahaha....

7. Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning? - Hubby-to-be. Hard not to when I wake up and he's breathing in my face.

8. Who was your FIRST grade teacher? - Mrs. Gallagher. A very tiny woman. I told her I would be famous one day and gave her christmas cookies every year until I graduated from high school.

9. Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane? - Kona, Hawaii. I was 3 months old so I don't remember it.

10. Who was your FIRST best friend & do you still talk? - E.Fujii, she's the daughter of my mother best friend, is 1 month older than I, and I pretty much worshiped her when we were kids. Her study habits never rubbed off on me though, shame. She's in DC working for Obamas transition team...and I draw for a living. Oh the shame.

11. Where was your FIRST sleep over? - I don't know...probably with Liz if that counts. I loved sleepovers so I had them and went to them as much as I could.

12. Who was the FIRST person you talk to today? - A.Radpour, my boss. Wow, that's not exciting at all.

13. Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time? - M.Oya, I was a bridesmaid. I was the first one to come down the isle in the ceremony. I got 2 steps and started crying.

14. What was the FIRST thing you did this morning? - Coughed up a bunch of green goo. Yay for bronchitis.

15. What was the FIRST concert you ever went to? - Some horrible summer island concert with M.D.& N when I was a freshman in highschool. It was loud and the performers were untalented. I think concerts are like virginity, if your first time is terrible you may not want to do it again...

16. FIRST tattoo? - uh, none. I like to donate blood.

17. FIRST piercing? - Ears. First and last.

18. FIRST foreign country you've went to? - Japan. I was in 2nd grade. I wore orange tights, couldn't understand why they didn't serve tartar sauce with shrimp tempura, and told terrible April Fools jokes to people in the park. (I thought they laughed because my jokes were funny, but I realize now they were just laughing at the demented American kid, and probably didn't understand a word I was saying- and if they did they certainly didn't understand why.) I love the Japanese. Too tactful to tell me I was crazy.

19. FIRST movie you remember seeing? - Disney's Sleeping Beauty. One of my fondest memories. The only movie I remember seeing in the theaters with my Dad. He slept the whole time. The only other movie I saw with him was the Perfect Storm, and as a fisherman he spent the whole storm shaking his head saying. "The engine would have flooded, the boat would have sunk." I don't think he could get past the technical inaccuracies to enjoy it much.

20. When was your FIRST detention? - Never had any. We had demerits in school, not detention. I skipped chapel, like the sinner I am.

22. Who was your FIRST roommate? - S. Rutherford. Rarely have I see two people better suited to be roommates.

23. What is the FIRST bit of art you got paid to do? - I was 20. It was a set of illustrations for a Bridal Magazine. I bought a bed with the monies.

24. Did you marry the FIRST person to ask for your hand in marriage? - Not yet, but I'll let you know in a month and a half.

25. What was the FIRST sport that you were involved in? - Cheerleading. It is so a sport, don't mock me.

26. What were the FIRST lessons you ever took? - Piano. I was also the first of his students to memorize 100 songs....course that's because I was never very good a reading music...

27. What is the first thing you do when you get home? - shield myself from the tsunami of pug love.